Blade Linx A forum where knife lovers can meet together to talk about knives and everything under the sun.    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  did ya ever wonder...          Blade Linx Forum Index -> The Vault View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message shari Queen of Steel Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 1958 Location: troll hunting with butch Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:01 pm    Post subject: did ya ever wonder... thanks to my favorite basset for these How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an arse-teroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? _________________ A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man." - George Burns Shari... Back to top Straydog Cutter Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 253 Location: southern U.S. Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:17 pm    Post subject: " WOOF!" _________________ I never "stray" too far.......my legs are too damn short ! Back to top shari Queen of Steel Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 1958 Location: troll hunting with butch Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:48 pm    Post subject: Straydog wrote: " WOOF!" meow _________________ A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man." - George Burns Shari... Back to top G8R HED California Legal Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 68 Location: missouri Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:36 am    Post subject: I always wondered about the guy that invented the steer.... _________________ I didn't get this way by eating bad food Back to top magnum Master Blader Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Posts: 2171 Location: The Old North State Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:16 am    Post subject: Re: did ya ever wonder... shari wrote: What disease did cured ham actually have? I don't know but whatever it was it sure tastes good LOL magnum _________________ Knife Addiction?What Knife Addiction???? Back to top Wombat California Legal Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 197 Location: Downunder Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:44 am    Post subject: Shari wrote Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" I'm not sure if he was the first, but my uncle Steve was pretty proud of that discovery, after all his experiments with bulls _________________ The Australian wombat - Eats roots and leaves... Back to top shari Queen of Blade Linx A forum where knife lovers can meet together to talk about knives and everything under the sun.    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  did ya ever wonder...          Blade Linx Forum Index -> The Vault View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message shari Queen of Steel Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 1958 Location: troll hunting with butch Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:01 pm    Post subject: did ya ever wonder... thanks to my favorite basset for these How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Why do they call it an arse-teroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? _________________ A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man." - George Burns Shari... Back to top Straydog Cutter Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 253 Location: southern U.S. Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:17 pm    Post subject: " WOOF!" _________________ I never "stray" too far.......my legs are too damn short ! Back to top shari Queen of Steel Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 1958 Location: troll hunting with butch Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:48 pm    Post subject: Straydog wrote: " WOOF!" meow _________________ A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man." - George Burns Shari... Back to top G8R HED California Legal Joined: 29 Apr 2004 Posts: 68 Location: missouri Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:36 am    Post subject: I always wondered about the guy that invented the steer.... _________________ I didn't get this way by eating bad food Back to top magnum Master Blader Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Posts: 2171 Location: The Old North State Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:16 am    Post subject: Re: did ya ever wonder... shari wrote: What disease did cured ham actually have? I don't know but whatever it was it sure tastes good LOL magnum _________________ Knife Addiction?What Knife Addiction???? Back to top Wombat California Legal Joined: 28 Aug 2004 Posts: 197 Location: Downunder Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:44 am    Post subject: Shari wrote Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" I'm not sure if he was the first, but my uncle Steve was pretty proud of that discovery, after all his experiments with bulls _________________ The Australian wombat - Eats roots and leaves... Back to top shari Queen of Steel Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 1958 Location: troll hunting with butch Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:54 pm    Post subject: wombat.................you are as bad as picker......that was aa long ohhhhhhhhhh from the master himself... _________________ A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man." - George Burns Shari... Back to top picker7769 Darth Blader Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 3161 Location: MO Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 5:16 pm    Post subject: Sounds like Uncle Steve had a lotta balz.. Picker _________________ "Livin' LARGE and laughing easy" Back to top anthony6869 Knifeinator Joined: 03 Dec 2004 Posts: 520 Location: Pacific Northwest Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:07 pm    Post subject: Piuti!!!! Blech!!!! Nasty!! Very Funny Shari Ant _________________ WHAT WE DO IN LIFE, ECHO'S IN ETERNITY! Back to top JCADE2003 Master Blader Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 1164 Location: No where in particular Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:02 pm    Post subject: good one ant _________________ Best Regards, John Back to top Winston Smith California Legal Joined: 20 Oct 2004 Posts: 44 Posted: Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:41 pm    Post subject: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" shari, that was a pretty funny post. along the lines of the one i quoted above, i always wondered who the first person to look at an egg was and say "hey, look what just came out of the bird's butt, i wonder what if it's any good to eat?" _________________ I love my country, it's my government i fear. i used to be apathetic, now i just don't care. Back to top edgyguy Knifeinator Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 823 Location: under their radar Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:01 am    Post subject: and i don't even want to think of the logic that led to haggis _________________ There are a terrible lot of lies going around the world, and the worst of it is half of them are true. Sir Winston Churchill Back to top shari Queen of Steel Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 1958 Location: troll hunting with butch Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:40 am    Post subject: edgyguy wrote: and i don't even want to think of the logic that led to haggis unfortunately i think it may have been hunger...not logic...... blood pudding, haggis...and creamed cod fish rank right near the top as inedible products of mother nature..... _________________ A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man." - George Burns Shari... Back to top JCADE2003 Master Blader Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 1164 Location: No where in particular Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:27 am    Post subject: Winston Smith wrote: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" shari, that was a pretty funny post. along the lines of the one i quoted above, i always wondered who the first person to look at an egg was and say "hey, look what just came out of the bird's butt, i wonder what if it's any good to eat?" VERY FUNNY! ROFL _________________ Best Regards, John Back to top picker7769 Darth Blader Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 3161 Location: MO Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 1:17 pm    Post subject: It's an old axiom that 'hunger is the best sauce'. Considering some of the things people have gotten used to eating, I have to assume they were VERY hungry..lol Of course the ultimate manifestation of that is eating 'long pig'. Those in the Donner party were starving to death, so... Picker _________________ "Livin' LARGE and laughing easy" Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Blade Linx Forum Index -> The Vault All times are GMT - 7 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum Hello Zone----------------Introductions Forums----------------AnnouncementsBlade TalkCommunity CenterContestsBlade TradeBlade Q. & A.Off TopicChris's Corner Store Feedback----------------Blade Play FeedbackBlade HQ Feedback Archives----------------The Vault  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You cannot attach files in this forum You cannot download files in this forum Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group sitemap