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shari · Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 5:01 pm Post subject: did ya ever wonder...

thanks to my favorite basset for these

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an arse-teroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Straydog · Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 8:17 pm Post subject:

" WOOF!"

shari · Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2005 10:48 pm Post subject:

G8R HED · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 8:36 am Post subject:

I always wondered about the guy that invented the steer.... Shocked

magnum · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 10:16 am Post subject: Re: did ya ever wonder...

Wombat · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 11:44 am Post subject:

Shari wrote
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

I'm not sure if he was the first, but my uncle Steve was pretty proud of that discovery, after all his experiments with bulls Shocked

shari · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 2:54 pm Post subject:

wombat.................you are as bad as picker......that was aa long ohhhhhhhhhh from the master himself...

Laughing

picker7769 · Darth Blader Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 3161 Location: MO

Sounds like Uncle Steve had a lotta balz.. Laughing

Picker

anthony6869 · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 6:07 pm Post subject:

Piuti!!!! Blech!!!! Nasty!! Very Funny Shari Laughing

Ant

JCADE2003 · Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2005 7:02 pm Post subject:

good one ant

Winston Smith · California Legal Joined: 20 Oct 2004 Posts: 44

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!"

shari, that was a pretty funny post. along the lines of the one i quoted above, i always wondered who the first person to look at an egg was and say "hey, look what just came out of the bird's butt, i wonder what if it's any good to eat?"

edgyguy · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:01 am Post subject:

and i don't even want to think of the logic that led to haggis Rolling Eyes

shari · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 9:40 am Post subject:

JCADE2003 · Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2005 10:27 am Post subject:

picker7769 · Darth Blader Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 3161 Location: MO

It's an old axiom that 'hunger is the best sauce'. Considering some of the things people have gotten used to eating, I have to assume they were VERY hungry..lol Of course the ultimate manifestation of that is eating 'long pig'. Those in the Donner party were starving to death, so... Shocked

Picker