Blade Linx A forum where knife lovers can meet together to talk about knives and everything under the sun.    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  It Worked, Didn't It?          Blade Linx Forum Index -> The Vault View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Chidog Cutter Joined: 31 Aug 2004 Posts: 206 Location: Pittsboro, NC, USA Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:30 pm    Post subject: It Worked, Didn't It? One morning a middle-aged woman was sitting on her bed crying, and when her husband asked "what's wrong?", she replied "My boobs are getting smaller and I can't afford implants, breast augmentation, etc". Her husband replied "all you need to do is rub some toilet tissue between them every morning and they will get bigger", to which she replied "that's not going to work"; he then replied, "it worked for your arse didn't it?". _________________ "If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." Last edited by Chidog on Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:42 pm; edited 1 time in total Back to top butch The Man Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Posts: 5180 Location: Troll hunting!! Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:33 pm    Post subject: ROFLMAO! Back to top magnum Master Blader Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Posts: 2168 Location: The Old North State Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:10 pm    Post subject: ROFL Good one Chidog!!!! magnum _________________ Knife Addiction?What Knife Addiction???? Back to top Straydog Cutter Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 253 Location: southern U.S. Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:36 pm    Post subject: That guys gonna end up in the "doghouse" for sure ! Straydog _________________ I never "stray" too far.......my legs are too damn short ! Back to top micro California Legal Joined: 22 Jan 2005 Posts: 55 Location: UP NORTH Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 7:27 pm    Post subject: have to memo that one,lol..... _________________ DONT KNOCK IT,UNTILL YOU TRY IT..... Back to top JCADE2003 Master Blader Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 1164 Location: No where in particular Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:29 pm    Post subject: GREAT JOKE HEHEHEHEHE OR WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING OUT HER BUT? INCOMING FAX _________________ Best Regards, John Back to top butch The Man Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Posts: 5180 Location: Troll hunting!! Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 6:59 am    Post subject: Quote: WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING OUT HER BUT? INCOMING FAX That was bad Back to top Kenny C Cutter Joined: 05 Nov 2004 Posts: 402 Location: Penna. Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 10:59 am    Post subject: Now that one was funny, Chidog Think I'll tell the Mrs, that one..........Naah! ......probably take it personal KC Back to top JCADE2003 Master Blader Joined: 06 Sep 2003 Posts: 1164 Location: No where in particular Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2005 11:08 am    Post subject: thanx butch hehehe rofl this stuff is too funny _________________ Best Regards, John Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Blade Linx Forum Index -> The Vault All times are GMT - 7 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum Hello Zone----------------Introductions Forums----------------AnnouncementsBlade TalkCommunity CenterContestsBlade TradeBlade Q. & A.Off TopicChris's Corner Store Feedback----------------Blade Play FeedbackBlade HQ Feedback Archives----------------The Vault  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum You cannot attach files in this forum You cannot download files in this forum Powered by phpBB 2.0.11 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group

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