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Fighting crime the American way

 
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Teddy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:11 am    Post subject: Fighting crime the American way Reply with quote

The Rabbit Exam
All in A Day's Work

The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."

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anthony6869
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO Exclamation Exclamation Laughing Laughing Sometimes tough circumstances require tough solutions! I love that!
I meant, uh, that's totally wrong and terrible how did that get in here, Bears are beautiful animals and should admired? Wink Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing HA!
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whippersnapper
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He He, I was wondering what happened to that Bunnie(not bunny) of Doom! Laughing
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picker7769
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL Very good - and a true commentary on the American system of IN-justice... Laughing Laughing

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Teddy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

whippersnapper wrote:
He He, I was wondering what happened to that Bunnie(not bunny) of Doom! Laughing


He probably got pissed off with us knockin' him for bein' such a bull-headed sceptic.. Twisted Evil

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shari
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think picker and i drove him off....the continual ragging in the science and religion thread ended (went to the vault) when bunnie left in a huff when picker said he ate bunnie brains for breakfast......

for which i am glad as i hate arguing the same thing over and over again...and no one listens to the other......which is what i hate about arguments....

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Teddy
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And a good job too .. he wasn't interested in a discussion.. he just scoffed at everything we all said.. that ain't no discussion.. it's just stupidity.

I LOVE discussions.. but don't like arguments very much.. especially heated ones. (except between friends .. Laughing )

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picker7769
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"he just scoffed at everything we all said.. that ain't no discussion.. it's just stupidity. "


You got that right, Teddy. I love a good argument, as long as it's a constructive debate with lots of ideas being bandied back and forth. As you say, all he did was deny the validity of everything said - which doesn't get us anywhere.

I can't stand people who think they have all the answers, cuz I'm smart enough to know that we haven't even asked all the right questions yet! I must have let him know that in some way (LOL) cuz he just sorta drifted away. And I don't miss him.

I do, however, miss that we don't seem to get into the 'science' thread to discuss issues like that much anymore. Oh well, maybe soomer or later we'll get fired up again... Very Happy

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shari
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

and if he returns, i shall just call in the carnivorous felines here....i think they like bunnie brains too..... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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Teddy
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

picker7769 wrote:
"he just scoffed at everything we all said.. that ain't no discussion.. it's just stupidity. "

I do, however, miss that we don't seem to get into the 'science' thread to discuss issues like that much anymore. Oh well, maybe soomer or later we'll get fired up again... Very Happy

Picker


Well we probably ran that one subject dry... once everyone's given their own point of view there's not much left.. unless you want to change someone else's.. Twisted Evil .. time to start another one perhaps.. Laughing

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Kenny C
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always assumed bunnie was a gal. Rolling Eyes...How'd I get that idea? Confused
I must have missed the translation, somewhere along the line. Embarassed
Go figer. Rolling Eyes

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butch
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It seems to me that he took everything personal,This is the last place to do that.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, Kenny you aren't the only one who thought Bunnie was female - Shari and I did too, for a long time, but then something he/she said (I don't even remember what it was) finally convinced us that 'she' was a 'he'. But we may have been wrong??? Confused Confused Confused

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