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Teddy Cutter

Joined: 24 Oct 2004 Posts: 386 Location: UK
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:11 am Post subject: Fighting crime the American way |
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The Rabbit Exam
All in A Day's Work
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."
All the best
Teddy _________________
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anthony6869 Knifeinator

Joined: 03 Dec 2004 Posts: 520 Location: Pacific Northwest
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:08 am Post subject: |
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LMAO Sometimes tough circumstances require tough solutions! I love that!
I meant, uh, that's totally wrong and terrible how did that get in here, Bears are beautiful animals and should admired? HA!
Ant _________________ WHAT WE DO IN LIFE, ECHO'S IN ETERNITY! |
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whippersnapper Cutter

Joined: 15 Oct 2004 Posts: 466 Location: Great Lakes State
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 10:41 am Post subject: |
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He He, I was wondering what happened to that Bunnie(not bunny) of Doom!  |
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picker7769 Darth Blader

Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 3165 Location: MO
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:00 am Post subject: |
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LOL Very good - and a true commentary on the American system of IN-justice...
Picker _________________ "Livin' LARGE and laughing easy" |
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Teddy Cutter

Joined: 24 Oct 2004 Posts: 386 Location: UK
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:41 am Post subject: |
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| whippersnapper wrote: | He He, I was wondering what happened to that Bunnie(not bunny) of Doom!  |
He probably got pissed off with us knockin' him for bein' such a bull-headed sceptic..
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Teddy _________________
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shari Queen of Steel

Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 1964 Location: troll hunting with butch
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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i think picker and i drove him off....the continual ragging in the science and religion thread ended (went to the vault) when bunnie left in a huff when picker said he ate bunnie brains for breakfast......
for which i am glad as i hate arguing the same thing over and over again...and no one listens to the other......which is what i hate about arguments.... _________________ A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man." - George Burns
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Teddy Cutter

Joined: 24 Oct 2004 Posts: 386 Location: UK
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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And a good job too .. he wasn't interested in a discussion.. he just scoffed at everything we all said.. that ain't no discussion.. it's just stupidity.
I LOVE discussions.. but don't like arguments very much.. especially heated ones. (except between friends .. )
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Teddy _________________
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picker7769 Darth Blader

Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 3165 Location: MO
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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"he just scoffed at everything we all said.. that ain't no discussion.. it's just stupidity. "
You got that right, Teddy. I love a good argument, as long as it's a constructive debate with lots of ideas being bandied back and forth. As you say, all he did was deny the validity of everything said - which doesn't get us anywhere.
I can't stand people who think they have all the answers, cuz I'm smart enough to know that we haven't even asked all the right questions yet! I must have let him know that in some way (LOL) cuz he just sorta drifted away. And I don't miss him.
I do, however, miss that we don't seem to get into the 'science' thread to discuss issues like that much anymore. Oh well, maybe soomer or later we'll get fired up again...
Picker _________________ "Livin' LARGE and laughing easy"
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shari Queen of Steel

Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Posts: 1964 Location: troll hunting with butch
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Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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and if he returns, i shall just call in the carnivorous felines here....i think they like bunnie brains too.....  _________________ A truly perfect marriage would be one between a blind woman and a deaf man." - George Burns
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Teddy Cutter

Joined: 24 Oct 2004 Posts: 386 Location: UK
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 2:22 am Post subject: |
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| picker7769 wrote: | "he just scoffed at everything we all said.. that ain't no discussion.. it's just stupidity. "
I do, however, miss that we don't seem to get into the 'science' thread to discuss issues like that much anymore. Oh well, maybe soomer or later we'll get fired up again...
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Well we probably ran that one subject dry... once everyone's given their own point of view there's not much left.. unless you want to change someone else's.. .. time to start another one perhaps..
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Kenny C Cutter

Joined: 05 Nov 2004 Posts: 405 Location: Penna.
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 6:54 am Post subject: |
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I always assumed bunnie was a gal. ...How'd I get that idea?
I must have missed the translation, somewhere along the line.
Go figer.
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butch The Man

Joined: 04 Sep 2003 Posts: 5185 Location: Troll hunting!!
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 7:40 am Post subject: |
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| It seems to me that he took everything personal,This is the last place to do that. |
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picker7769 Darth Blader

Joined: 12 Mar 2004 Posts: 3165 Location: MO
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Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2005 8:13 pm Post subject: |
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Well, Kenny you aren't the only one who thought Bunnie was female - Shari and I did too, for a long time, but then something he/she said (I don't even remember what it was) finally convinced us that 'she' was a 'he'. But we may have been wrong???
Picker _________________ "Livin' LARGE and laughing easy" |
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